File this underneath “probably the most random CoJ publish ever,” however the different day, Freddie and I went to a celebration…
We snagged seats on the kitchen desk and have been snacking on potato chips, when our pal launched into an awesome parenting story. “After a protracted day with my youngsters, I desperately wanted a couple of minutes of alone time,” she informed us. “I made a decision to take a bathe and informed my six-year-old twins to play collectively in my bed room. I seemed them within the eyes and mentioned, ‘Come get me ONLY if it’s an emergency.’”
Two minutes later — you guessed it — our pal heard loud knocking on the lavatory door. “Mother!!!!” her daughter shouted. “I must let you know one thing!!!!!!” She stored banging till her mother obtained out of the bathe, bare and dripping, and cracked the door.
“MOM,” mentioned her daughter, her eyes large.
“Sure?!”
“Two Pomeranians survived the Titanic.”
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Oh my gosh, at that kitchen desk, Freddie and I couldn’t cease laughing. Generally you simply really want to share a cool reality. Bonus: it was true!
The story jogged my memory of Brooke Barker’s e-book of Unhappy Animal Information – have you ever learn it? Listed below are just a few:
Lastly, on my Hinge relationship profile (rip), I went with this immediate:
One other banger!
So, on this sweaty Wednesday, please share with the group: What’s a enjoyable reality ?
P.S. What’s your character sort, and are you a billion seconds outdated?
(High photograph by Taylor Kampa/Stocksy.)
